"C" MEANS CAT

What has happened to the educational system in the United States? Clearly, it has gone down the hatch. Just this morning as I was immersed in my daily constitutional, I noticed something that made me shake my head in disbelief. As I rounded the corner of the walking trail, I noticed a flock of birds eating from the "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" container clearly marked CAT. There are numerous containers along the trail strategically placed so that the momma cat and her kittens will be able to survive the wilds. (The "cat woman" must have noticed that there is a shortage of mice and grasshoppers in the vast open fields and, therefore, must put dry cat food out there for them!) As the birds were making short of the cat food, I wanted to shout out, "Can't you tell the difference between a "B" and a "C"? It doesn't say, "ba, ba, ba, ba-erd," it says, "ka ka ka, cat." I am sure the birds would have felt rather embarrassed had they realized their foolish mistake. Imagine a bird eating cat food. I wonder what the cats will eat when all the mice, grasshoppers, and dry cat food are gone.
Meow! Squawk, Squawk! Me-ooow!